"Scorpioning:" the moment when you fall off your board so hard your legs go over your head. In other words, every skater's worst nightmare. Embrace the pain in the Loose fit Nike SB Scorpioning Skate Tee; in a black soft cotton construction, with a ribbed neck, set-in sleeves, straight hem, and features a blue logo on the front with a large back print that highlights the original 8-legged arachnid scorpion—this one looks cool and, because it's fake, it doesn't hurt.